Because they are object oriented.
Body Language of a Sexy Hijaber Girl
Why are modern programing languages so materialistic? — Because they are object oriented. It's like the expensive body language style of a sexy hijaber girl.
He said:
"Hey baby I wish your name was asynchronous..."
— ... so you'd give me a callback 😍
TIL that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
The six stages of debugging:
1. That can't happen.
2. That doesn't happen on my machine.
3. That shouldn't happen.
4. Why does that happen?
5. Oh, I see.
6. How did that ever work?
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